Thursday, January 13, 2011

We Join Our Superhero Already in Progress


SuperHero, originally uploaded by carolsLittleWorld.

Oh what a day I'm having! Oh what a time I'm having!

Deadlines, deadlines, deadlines. Oh help me now.

Wasn't Calgon supposed to take me away? How did I end up like this? My life, my life, what did I do in my life to deserve this? I can tell you one thing, sure as shooting, I must have a lot of bad karma from a past life. I must have been one of those spouse abusing mongrels who sits on his back porch in his cutoff shorts and wife beating T-shirts complaining about the weather all the while throwing empty beer cans at poor unsuspecting squirrels. Yup. That was me once and I'm paying for it now. If only I had know then what I know now I would have been a little less flippant with those beer bottle tops and a little less heavy-handed with the old lady. I'm so sorry for all I've done and all I must have done in the past to deserve this.

Oh good grief!

I hope you never have any deadlines, ever. I hope you're sitting on a beach somewhere wondering if you can get your drink with a little purple umbrella instead of a little pink one. Yeah, I hope that's the worst lot in your life because now? Right now? Yeah man, I'm really suffering.

Superhero my a$$, somebody GET ME A DRINK!

Until next time...

2 comments:

mythopolis said...

Ooh! Sorry! Your mother should have told you this sweetie, life sucks sometimes. When I talked to my mother about this kind of thing, she said, 'Get over it.'.
Long ago when I would stumble, my grand mother would say, "Get up, and try it again" Good advice, I think. Get over it. Get up, and try it again.

Carol said...

Yes, yes, I know. Mother did warn me about this kind of crap.

The best news I've had all day: my deadline has been extended. Woop! Woop!

If I could do cartwheels down the hall, I would.