Monday, September 20, 2010

Seeing double

I've been kidnapped! Or, at least, you know, taken over by some alien life force. Allow me to explain.

This weekend, I cleaned my entire house. I mean cleaned. Like, I was up at 3 o'clock in the morning running the vacuum. When the vacuum broke, I stopped and cleaned the vacuum! It had so much dust and cruft in it, it had clogged. But, like, wow! Who cleans a vacuum at 3 am on a Saturday. I must be possessed!

So, like, if you see the "real" Carol today, remember to be nice to her. She's just getting back from some kind of alien encounter, kidnapping, or the like.

The good news though is that, when she finally makes it home again, she'll be surprised to find a clean house!



Until next time...

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2 comments:

mythopolis said...

This is quite common in cases of demonic possession. People compulsively cleaning things. As though trying to rid themselves of some uncleanness around them, not realizing that the problem is that the devil has entered their body. I advise you to go to a Catholic church, and sprinkle holy water on your skin. If it begins to sizzle and boil, you are in deep doo-doo, and need to seek an exorcist promptly. The other alternative of going to New Orleans and getting drunk, also works.

Carol said...

Hmmm.I think I'll take plan "b" thank you very much. I actually like the idea of going to New Orleans and getting very drunk. Make mine a double!