Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Dirty Joke About Old People


IAmNotListening, originally uploaded by carolWorldLeader.

This older couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. About six o'clock in the morning, they get out of bed and Maybell (old people are always named Maybell) says to Burt, "We should eat breakfast like we did when we first got married. Oh, Burt, let's have breakfast in the nude."

So, they stip off all of their clothing, sit down, and start to enjoy their breakfast. A few minutes into the meal, Maybell says to Burt, "Oh, Burt, you still do it for me. After fifty years, three children, now all grown up, a happy home here, all these years as my special someone, my breasts still tingle as I sit here and share the first meal of this glorious day with you."

"I hate to burst your bubble on this special day," Burt says, "but, dear Maybell, I think your breasts are tingling because one of them has sagged into your oatmeal and one has sagged into your morning tea."

Until next time...

1 comment:

CraftyGuy said...

Well, that certainly painted a picture!

I gonna hafta agree with the gargoyle on this one... :-)