Ok, Ok, so I haven't had time to blog in a while. Ok, Ok, so it's done nothing but rain since I watched them put TREE in the yard. Ok, Ok, I haven't heard from Ted in a loooong time (and this, per se, is not a bad thing.) Ok, Ok, it's time to play ketchup and other condiments. Oh the horrors of where to start?
Maybe I should just give you a (boring) bulleted list of all the recent life changing, earth shattering, wave inducing events of the past few weeks. Ok, Ok, oxygen intake and HERE GOES:
- I got a new job. I am no longer working for Sun Microsystems and will be working for Motive Communications (ney, just "motive" for ease of type.)
- It's done nothing but RAIN since tree went into the ground. I have, in fact, yet to water tree, and he's growing quite nicely in the back yard, although he has yet to produce vast amounts of leaf-age. Apart from this, there's been flooding and TORNADOES in my neck of the woods. (Good thing I learned to duck and hide in the closet at an early age.)
- I got a new imac. Yes, it's true, I'm a mac-a-holic and I'm not afraid to admit it. Damn! It's big and it's bad and it's UGLY in, of course, a good sort of way. It's 20 inches of pure bliss (and, yes, you *can* quote me on that.)
I have yet to surf in Denali. I have yet to venture forth into Madagascar. I have yet to order a scanner. Ah, isn't that just the wonder of life? So much has happened and yet I find myself in a spot where I must press on.
And, speaking of press on, I got a fake tattoo for like 10 minutes. It was a dragon. A really cool dragon. Almost made me want a REAL one, if you know what I mean.
This dragon's gonna fly! More later when I'm not so crazed (Ok, Ok, maybe when I'm still crazed but not so busy.)
Until next time...
PS My favorite condiment is: pickles! Pickles for you, my friend. Pickles for you! (Maybe, if I'm nice, with a side a green olives as well.)