I just finished a good workout and decided it was time to blog. I have been doing 20 minutes on my exercise bike followed by 35 minutes of Tae Bo. I don't know why. I'm fat as a house and not about to get any thinner. Besides, it's not like anybody would notice anyway. I'm the type of woman men just don't look out, regardless of how fat or thin I am.
I went out tonight and out again. First I went to Mexican restaurant with some folks from work. They do not like me much and I felt very uncomfortable there so I left. (They make fun of me and think I am too stupid to notice, but the truth is I just don't care.)
After this wonderful experience, I went out with HIM and HE was with HER. Ugh. Talk about uncomfortable. I was like little Miss "5th wheel" and have decided that, except for the making love to woman part, I want to become a lesbian. It's much easier. You do not have to deal with men. Heck, I can even open my own mayo jars! What do I need a man for? Maybe to un-stop the toilet but, hey, that's once a year. At most. And, right now anyway, I'm tempted to just move quick before it REALLY backs up.
On another bright note (to add an end to my already shinning evening) I found out who has been running around my front lawn, sans clothing. Seems my neighbor in the back let his dog out, wasn't wearning much, and the rest, as they say, is history. How did I find this out, you ask? Well, it wasn't pretty I can tell you that much (Went out the back door to enjoy the evening air and saw him without clothing in his kitchen.) If my beer belly ever gets THAT big, please keep me from running around without clothing. It would be a service to all those involved (not to mention the BEER).
Until next time, this is Carol, the Carol in "Carol's Little World" signing off.